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Soft CPI & PPI, S&P 7,800, Gold's Good (Again)

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Indexmaxxers today

Alright patriots, one more session before the weekend.

So, Japan’s still fucked, $500B in new AI credit facilities is absurd amid project cancellations across North America and Hormuz is a mystery.

Outside of that, the week wasn’t half bad. Two inflation prints punk’d us and became fuel for another extension of the bull run, S&P hit a record 7,800 while commodities and tech shot up in tandem.

Again, not great but it’s enough to drive a 90% chance of patio beers in my future… here’s why:

The Session

Market Indices & Commodities

INDEX / ASSETLASTCHGDAY
S&P 500
Record close, topped 7,800 intraday
7,798.99+50.40+0.65%
Nasdaq26,803.03+215.40+0.81%
Dow Jones53,839.99+69.72+0.13%
Russell 2000
Record high Thursday
3,067Record
Brent Crude$87.07-1.92-2.1%
WTI Crude$81.25-1.83-2.2%
Gold
4th straight day above $4,400, 10-wk high
$4,441+0.3%
Sept Hike Odds
Down from ~50% pre-CPI
<40%Falling

Markets

Flesh Wounds

Two inflation prints in two days and both came in soft.

CPI 0.1% on the month, core at its slowest since 2021. PPI dead flat against a 0.2% forecast. The S&P closed at a record 7,798.99 and punched through 7,800 for the first time ever. BANG

What lit the fire?

Hike odds falling of. Moved to 40% for September, when it was 50% two days ago. The hawks just lost their whole argument ( according to the mob) in 48 hours.

And the kicker: the Treasury paid its highest 30-year yield in 25 years the same afternoon. Market didn't care.

Enjoy while it lasts…

Commodities

Gold’s Grounded

Oil sold off on Hormuz talk hopes. Gold didn't give back a dollar.

Basically, crude and war premiums are hot and cold with each other, while gold’s holding.

Desks took chips off the table without believing the strait gets fixed.

Fourth straight day above $4,400, ten-week highs, up almost 10% on the month as China’s accelerating their imports.

Rumours are saying it’s to launch an gold backed Renmimbi…or Xi wants to pull a full on Scrooge McDuck… Either way worth keeping on radar.

Looking Ahead

What to Watch

  • Friday, Aug 14, 8:30 AM ET  July retail sales, the consumer read after two soft inflation prints

  • Friday, Aug 14, 10:00 AM ET  Michigan consumer sentiment, preliminary August

  • Tonight after close  $AMAT fiscal Q3, the chip-equipment verdict on AI capex

  • Aug 26  $NVDA earnings, the main event

  • Sept 15-16  FOMC meeting, hold odds now in the driver's seat

Thank You

That’s all Folks

Just one more fucking day, I can smell it…

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The Shit To Know Thursdays

Soft CPI & PPI, S&P 7,800, Gold's Good (Again)

VHLA
VHLA
Aug 14, 2026 · 2 min read
The Shit To Know Thursdays

Indexmaxxers today

Alright patriots, one more session before the weekend.

So, Japan’s still fucked, $500B in new AI credit facilities is absurd amid project cancellations across North America and Hormuz is a mystery.

Outside of that, the week wasn’t half bad. Two inflation prints punk’d us and became fuel for another extension of the bull run, S&P hit a record 7,800 while commodities and tech shot up in tandem.

Again, not great but it’s enough to drive a 90% chance of patio beers in my future… here’s why:

The Session

Market Indices & Commodities

INDEX / ASSETLASTCHGDAY
S&P 500
Record close, topped 7,800 intraday
7,798.99+50.40+0.65%
Nasdaq26,803.03+215.40+0.81%
Dow Jones53,839.99+69.72+0.13%
Russell 2000
Record high Thursday
3,067Record
Brent Crude$87.07-1.92-2.1%
WTI Crude$81.25-1.83-2.2%
Gold
4th straight day above $4,400, 10-wk high
$4,441+0.3%
Sept Hike Odds
Down from ~50% pre-CPI
<40%Falling

Markets

Flesh Wounds

Two inflation prints in two days and both came in soft.

CPI 0.1% on the month, core at its slowest since 2021. PPI dead flat against a 0.2% forecast. The S&P closed at a record 7,798.99 and punched through 7,800 for the first time ever. BANG

What lit the fire?

Hike odds falling of. Moved to 40% for September, when it was 50% two days ago. The hawks just lost their whole argument ( according to the mob) in 48 hours.

And the kicker: the Treasury paid its highest 30-year yield in 25 years the same afternoon. Market didn't care.

Enjoy while it lasts…

Commodities

Gold’s Grounded

Oil sold off on Hormuz talk hopes. Gold didn't give back a dollar.

Basically, crude and war premiums are hot and cold with each other, while gold’s holding.

Desks took chips off the table without believing the strait gets fixed.

Fourth straight day above $4,400, ten-week highs, up almost 10% on the month as China’s accelerating their imports.

Rumours are saying it’s to launch an gold backed Renmimbi…or Xi wants to pull a full on Scrooge McDuck… Either way worth keeping on radar.

Looking Ahead

What to Watch

  • Friday, Aug 14, 8:30 AM ET  July retail sales, the consumer read after two soft inflation prints

  • Friday, Aug 14, 10:00 AM ET  Michigan consumer sentiment, preliminary August

  • Tonight after close  $AMAT fiscal Q3, the chip-equipment verdict on AI capex

  • Aug 26  $NVDA earnings, the main event

  • Sept 15-16  FOMC meeting, hold odds now in the driver's seat

Thank You

That’s all Folks

Just one more fucking day, I can smell it…

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